Two of our favourite arseclowns decided to get together, in total darkness apparently (I have no idea why, our light bulbs work just fine, fucking
Author: thatastronautguy
just a normal dude who worships filthy death metal
Album Review: Extreme Conditions – Goatburner
Goatburner! While you may not know the name straight off the top of your acid filled skull, you’ll surely know the members of the band.
Album Review: Rotting Incarnation of God – Profanatica
‘Tis the season am I right everyone? I love this time of year. Family gatherings, dinners, opening presents and snagging a kiss from your
Album Review: The Hallow Mass – Denial Of God
Talk about a busy 2019 for the legendary but seemingly overlooked Danish Black Metal outfit Denial of God. Churning out an EP along with a
Album Review: Transcend – Engulf
Another year, another Engulf ep. The one man Death Metal project from New Jersey has been chugging out ep’s the last few years starting in
Album Review: Upon the Pyre – Baptized by Fire
Cowboys, shootouts, saloons, and damsels in distress are all things that I think about when anything about Texas gets brought up. The Lone-star state is
Album Review: Satan’s Eclipse – Impure
Okay kids, let’s go inside for some chips, cookies, and art and crafts for our satanic rituals! Oh hi there, it’s ThatAstronautGuy back again to
Superstition – The Anatomy of Unholy Transformation
The term that is driving me crazy these days is “OSDM revival” I hate that term for 2 huge reasons. 1). IT’S JUST FUCKING DEATH
“GET YOUR SOUL SCULPTURED BY HEX”- Exclusive Premier
Hailing from Spain and possibly another planet, these maniacs give us another song titled, “Soulsculptor” that will take, cut, stretch, and sculpt your soul into
Album Review: Infernale Metallum Mortis – Infernal Conjuration
2019 has had a slew of great new bands as well as some fantastic older veterans breaking back into the action to give us
Album Review: Entrance to the Otherwhere- Rogga Johansson
Here at The Metal Wanderlust mansion we like to get together, drink some beverages and listen to an album together, metaphorically speaking of course. My
Album Review: Entity – Nucleus
There’s a few things to do when you want to get to a man’s heart they say. Through his stomach, through numerous variants of alcohol,
Album Review: Indiscriminate Butchery – Putrefying Cadaverment
‘I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.’ – Marv (Sin City) Some of the violent
