Apparently, I’m funnier when I’m not a fan of a band’s music. Well, if that’s true, get ready for a starkly un-funny review because, spoiler
Author: George
Album Review: Also sprach Futura – Lychgate
I often wonder how bands settle on the name they’ll be referred to for the rest of their career. Lychgate is an example. Why Lychgate?
Album Review: Midnight – Brigantia
DOOM METAL!!! Is there a better pairing of words? There might be, but there aren’t many. Off the top of my head, a few might
Album Review: Occultation – Dysylumn
The Oxford English Dictionary defines Dysylumn as discomfort, pain, or burning when urinating. Oh wait! That’s dysuria. Released in 2018, I’m baffled as to why
Album Review: Unearthing the Void – Molested Divinity
In all the Coronavirus chaos, Metal labels are flexing their social responsibility muscles (and helping people isolate) by offering some cracking deals on digital downloads.
Album Review: Glam Not Slam – Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy
Engutturalment “good luck pronouncing our flipping band name” Cephaloslamectomy have released their debut album, “Glam Not Slam.” If you haven’t guessed yet, these guys are
